You're here, on the Snakebite Magazine Tumblr.
So first up we can assume that you're an awesome person.
Perhaps jumping the gun?
Well if you're here, you probably like sexy ladies, banter and things that make you go "HEY THAT'S AWESOME!!".
If not, perhaps you should go here.
Got something to say to us? Or want to be in the mag? Don't stay quiet, drop us an ask, submit a photo or use the contact link below.
So come on in and take a look around.
It's ok, we don't bite... Hard.
you know when
you have one key for your car which is shared between several people, but then the guy who has the key fucks off somewhere, with the key, but leaves the car behind so that no-one can use it, including themselves?
well, imagine that, but replace the word car with “alternative lads mag” and that’s what’s happened to us.
we are SO sorry to let down everyone that’s followed us, helped us out, or even worked with us so far. we will sort this out, hang the perpetrator by his testicles (well, maybe not), and get innumerable levels of breasts, legs, arse, assorted skin, and lady faces up on here ASAP to make it up to you lovely beautiful people
and maybe some other bitchin’ content too as we’ve kept writing despite not putting anything out here.
rest assured, we aint over yet!
in the words of Bon Jovi, wooooooah you gotta keep the faith.
love
x
We wouldn’t mind spending our new years day with her…
Alas we’ve spent it sat on the couch in our undercrackers playing COD online and shouting abuse at people through our headsets to make ourselves feel better, but you can’t have everything in life!
If you’re a sexy female and fancy gracing the pages of our magazine or the front page of our website in 2012 then submit to us and we’ll be sure to get in touch!
(via electrickminds)
Carla Cressy
(via rampantintellectual)
as you may have guessed
We’re taking a short holiday break
(ie we’re all too drunk/hungover to actually post anything of worth) however we shall be back to regular posting very shortly!
2012 is going to be a big year for Snakebite and everyone involved with it, it looks like the debut issue is going to be a January release now due to still having a few issues with the design team (ie there aren’t enough of us, designers please continue submitting to us!)
Thanks for putting up with our dreadful delay thus far! You’re all brilliant. Oh and don’t forget ladies, we’re still on the look out for more beautiful females to feature in our magazine and on the website so keep submitting to us and we’ll get back to you!
Here’s our very own Catloubelle having a smooch… We’re bloody jealous. Why don’t we get a smooch… :(going to bed with jessica
good night kisses c:
x x x x x x
Lauren Fernandez
Lauren Fernandez makes us feel funny in our special place…
…and a little bit faint! *swoon*
Charlotte Herbert is happy it’s Friday. Can’t you see how happy she is? That’s the face of someone who’s about to have an awesome weekend!
What are you guys doing this weekend?
We’re not lying when we say we are more than a little bit in love with Alesha Paige…
Not only is she generally delicious but she’s a cracking photographer (she took all these herself) AND has awesome purple hair.
*swoon*
Do you like boobies? Or have awesome hair? Want to be featured in Snakebite Magazine? Drop us an email at: contact@snakebitemagazine.com with a few pictures and you might just get to appear in the pages of a future issue…
Out very own Bitten Babe Cassandra and one very lucky unicorn. As usual, Cassie is loungng around half naked being her sexy Swedish self.
We’d be heading over there ourselves to join her… but Easyjet wont let us fly anymore after a complete accident that may have led to indecent expo-you know what lets just say we are broke from launching the mag. *cough*
This very sexy lady is Abbie. She became one of our Bitten Babes after sharing with us her love of boobies and onsies. (You know we’re partial to both!)
Like the look of her? Keep an eye out… she might just* be appearing in a future issue of your favorite online magazine.**
*DEFINATELY WILL BE
** That’s US numbnuts!
here at snakebite we enjoy girls who dye their hair to a colour that makes them look edible.
right now we’d chow down on Rachel’s hair with considerable enthusiasm, and wash it back with a nice glass of Cabernet.
we may be creepy bastards, but we’re refined creepy bastards.
either way, check this lovely lady out whilst we try and convince her to part with more clothing whilst we lick her scalp.
mmmm blue raspberry.
love x
an update on where we’re at…
So currently as you may have noticed our release is slightly delayed. It may or may not have been due to our design team drinking far too much mulled wine in the run up to Christmas….
What you will be pleased to know however, is that everything is being finished, tied up (oo-er) and polished and will hopefully be ready for your perusal in a week or so!
Oh look! It’s CatLouBelle, one of our shmexy Bitten Babes. Just chilling. Naked.
We asked if we could go chill naked with her too, but she made an excuse about washing her hair and went to hang out with someone cooler. *sniff*
Fancy seeing more of Cat? Check out issue #1 of Snakebite Magazine!
Want to be featured on the Tumblr, Website or in the Mag? Contact us at contact@snakebitemagazine.com
See this lovely lady? It’s CatLouBelle, and she’s going to be gracing the pages of Issue #1 of Snakebite Magazine. Like the look of this Bitten Babe? Keep your eyes peeled for more!